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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
This should be mandatory for everyone to know
ALso the jungle juice part is totally false it depends upon many things like what the fuck you put in the damn juice as in
proof of alcohol
how much alcohol
how much juice
also most people are dumb and fill up the cup to the brim with beer so thats like 16 ox of beer and is more than a single drink remember that everyone!!!
My university banned red solo cups. Only the red ones. I once found some pink solo cups and walked in with three bags of them and no one stopped me. Clearly this is because alcohol is only effective when drunk from a red cup
(yeah that jungle juice thing is pretty stupid though. It’s usually a myth spread to make freshmen think that they’re getting more drunk than they actually are.)
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…







